A stranger came rushing over from a Blackjack table and said “Don’t worry, I know exactly what to do, he’ll be fine”. As he grabbed the boy by his balls, and gave them a squeeze. Out popped the quarter and the man went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" said the father. "Are you a doctor?" he asked

"We're playing Blackjack and your mom is a wild card," said his father.

So little Billy walked out and went to his sister’s room where he saw his sister and her boyfriend having sex. "What are you doing?" Billy asked his sister.

" We're playing Blackjack and he's a wild card," said his sister.

So little Billy left and went to his room. A few hours later his father walked in. "What are you doing!" screamed his father.

Little Billy said, "I'm playing Blackjack!"

"But you don’t have a wild card?" said his father.

After his friends leave he goes to the bedroom to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" asks the man. "To Las Vegas!” said the wife. “I heard that there are men that will pay me $250 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man appeared speechless as he realized his wife must have heard him talking with his friends, and began packing his suitcase also. "What do you think you are doing?" screamed his wife.

"That¹s a smart dog," the guy says.

"Not that smart," says the woman. "When he has a good hand, he wags his tail."

If you lose at Blackjack, don't say to the dealer, "okay, okay, double or nothing."